The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.
Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
by spacepants2003 November 14, 2005
The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius


Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger
by Foo_Fighter December 16, 2008
confucius say man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok
confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok
by Jhawk February 21, 2006

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