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1. confucius say
The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.
Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
2. Confucius Say
The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius


Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger
3. confucius say
confucius say man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok
confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok
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