conpoopled 

adj.

1. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.

2. Lacking logical order or sense: a conpoopled set of instructions.

3. Chaotic; jumbled: a conpoopled mass of papers on the floor.

"Janine was conpoopled at the thought of why people would believe in and buy Q-ray ionized bracelets and not her magical cheese necklaces."

conpoopled by Raeft Invictus September 7, 2005

confoggled 

verb (used with object)

1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.

I doubt the intelligence of this person; their email is so confoggled.

confoggled by Jenla-lou August 6, 2012

Confoosed 

basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed

“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”

Confoosed by Randomperson409 September 4, 2018

Confoosed 

Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.

Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.

Confoosed by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022

Confoozled 

the state of extreme confusion.

"I'm totally confoozled by that math problem"

Confoozled by Michael Julian IV March 25, 2003

confumbled 

confused

I am really confumbled right now because I don't know whether to eat chicken or go to the play.

confumbled by fghkftkufjytyfg January 16, 2009

confoozled 

(adj) To be both puzzled and confused at the same time.

That makes no sense! I'm confoozled!

confoozled by n/a March 4, 2003