to be confused or confusing, somewhat like a cactus in the breezeof nourishing sandpaper. see what you just felt? that was confoobling.
Person 1; "dude that rat is in the middle of a train eating cactus?!"
Person 2; "yeah thats about right.. BUT WTF IS THAT THING ON YOUR FACE?!"
Person 1; "my nose?"
Person 2; "...... you confooble me."