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Conflict constipation occurs when you really have to poop, but cannot because of a conflict, usually social or schedule related.
Joe: I have diarrhea but I have to be at school in five minutes!

Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!
by joebob13 October 13, 2012
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