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canlicker 

a person who creeps out the "beer cart" lady on the golf course by licking cans.
We had a canlicker in our foursome, so we only saw the beer cart once for our round.
canlicker by mmbtang July 6, 2014

Conficker 

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.
Conficker by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009

cornflicker

the act of removing a kernel of corn from the tip of the penis after it is removed from the anus.
the faggot ate so much corn that his butt buddy had no choice but to become a cornflicker.
cornflicker by jumpinjim December 22, 2009

confuckery 

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together
Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.
confuckery by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

Conficker 

A computer virus that is supposedly taking into effect on April 1st, 2009. Microsoft is offering a $250k reward for information leading to the creator's arrest.
Conficker iz gunna skrew your computer up reel good.
Conficker by Cappz March 30, 2009

cuntlicker 

A derogatory term for one who partakes in the reaming of their tongue in the female crevice in a lewd manner.
That cuntlicker just cut me off!
cuntlicker by Milkpuppy April 22, 2003