confiscate

to officially take something away from somebody, especially as a punishment

Their land was confiscated after the war. The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.

confiscate by nikki41184 January 18, 2010

confiscation 

Theft, when it is carried out by the state or by other authoritarian agents.

The pigs invented this word, which sounds fancy and official, so they can keep on pretending to be consistently against theft when really they're the biggest thieves of all.

Police confiscated (i.e. stole) sound equipment because it was used in a rave which the cops didn't like.

confiscation by annoyed anarchist April 27, 2004

Confinscate 

Confinscate is the correct spelling and pronunciation of confiscate. All you chumps may think this is wrong, but it's correct.

"The teacher confinscated the drugs from the student, and then snorted the confinscated drugs."

Confinscate by Sum phuck??? February 17, 2018

Confusicated 

The action of someone/something that could confuse a person, at extreme levels.

That math lesson was so confusing, that it has me confusicated.

Confusicated by Zaenyx August 7, 2018

Conflicated 

adj - the act of causing conflict due to one’s complicated nature or situation.

Man, Why do you have to make things so conflicated?

Conflicated by therealone September 26, 2008

Confucated 

Something that is way to complicated, or confusing, and cannot possibly be explained to someone.

A combination of confusion and complication.

This is.........confucating.

Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!

BarryMan is confucating.

Confucated by Logan October 29, 2004

Catfiscated 

When you have something wonderful, but a cat approaches and steals your item of comfort. Usually the act of stealing is not, in fact, to enhance the cat's experience, but to tout their self-importance.

Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.

"I put cream in my iced coffee this morning, and after I put my coffee down, the stupid cat walked up and drank it."

"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."

Catfiscated by Frosty3434 May 17, 2019