Confucious 

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

Confucious by Confucious Himself February 23, 2009

connectussy 

The connectussy is the jetway between the boarding gate at an airport, and an aircraft door.

Also known as jetussy

The term seems to have been first coined by tiktoker @tate.paulson in a video reaching over 1M views

before we enter the plane we need to go through the connectussy.

The plane doors were closed, so there was a long line in the connectussy.

connectussy by orangeeater January 12, 2022

suited connectors 

Two cards in Texas Holdem which share the same suit and and connected, like 5-6 of spades och 10-Jack of hearts. Often played when the cost is low and the potential profit is large.

Player 1: I had 45 suited and flop came A-2-3. Of course your set of aces gets whooped.

Player 2: But I had Three aces! What happened to my stack?

suited connectors by Krisse August 6, 2005

TTS Connectors 

The patch of sensitive skin that connects the Thigh, Taint and Scrotum.

Everyone should be careful when trimming their TTS Connectors.

TTS Connectors by Lou Dawg August 3, 2007

confuciously 

A word of unknown origin; muttered by Mike Tyson on September 21, 2004.

"I have been training confuciously."

confuciously by JCS Bricks September 22, 2004

confectious 

When something is terrible and bad for you but you can't stop eating it. Derived from "confectionary" and "infectious."

You: I can't stop eating these cheesies man, I've been eating bag after bag.

Me: I know man, their confectious.

confectious by IntOnPoint July 28, 2012

Confuctious 

A feeling of confusion and frustration

While walking down the streets of New York City, the large crowds made me confuctious.

or

When asked a question by reporter, Donald Trump was confucted

Confuctious by Al pal gal March 13, 2017