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confeculate

to make something of low quality with another person's help. From latin con (with) and feces (shit). To make a shitty thing with another person.
Elspeth and Peter must have confeculated on that book. It's awful.
confeculate by Tupper Cawsey December 27, 2006

Contadulate

To bust a nut in someones ass
She begged me to Contadulate in her ass
Contadulate by Contadulater February 15, 2018

Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.
Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!
Confuculated by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

conflatulations 

Gaseous emissions offered in appreciation or praise, usually due to a significant accomplishment on the part of the conflatulationee. Emissions may proceed from any oriface. Adjective form "conflatulatory" is also valid.
The guys at the bar offered their sincere conflatulations to Edgar after he won the chili dog eating contest.
conflatulations by Ploxis May 13, 2005

Confagulations 

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."
Confagulations by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

Confabulator 

To constantly tell obvious lies. Can also be used to describe someone who talks shit. Will always deny being a confabulator
He was lying about going to the Laird Hotel. He was called out as being a confabulator which he obviously denied
Confabulator by Mikey308 January 17, 2020