Non-nuclear trained retard
in the Navy who didn't become a nuke because he was too retarded to get offered nuke, so they offer them a mindless job where the only point is to push a button when ordered.
Also see: MAAs
Related term: Skittle

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.

A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.

A person that can't find their own ass with two hands and a map.

Slang in some parts of Canada for a joint. Coner is usually reserved for a very well-rolled, cone-shaped joint.

When one takes a traffic cone, or anything with the same form or likeness, and places it upon their crotch, as if they had a boner.

The act of acquiring the craving for a foot long chili cheese coney from sonic, often resulting in a massive boner.

When one gets a massive boner for a person with the name Conan.