Top definition
Tits that appear conical in shape and therefore lack any type of attractive properties.
Sigma Phi Brother #1: Hey big titty freak!
Big Titty Freak: Whad you say little pecker!
Sigma Phi Brother #2: Ah dude, she's taking her shirt off!
Big Titty Freak: Woooooooooooo!
Sigma Phi Brother #1: Ah gnarly dude, did you see the Cone Tits on that Knuckle titty breasted freak!
by Frat Bro 389 June 08, 2007
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
Ugly, pointy-ass tits. Disgusting, worthless, stupid, unattractive, repulsive.
Allison Whiteman has some big-ass cone tits.
by Ricardo Jones May 22, 2008
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush