Conduscian

The inability to tell the truth. Behavior mostly characterized by exaggerations and lies.

You are a sneaky, slithery Conduscian jerk!

Conduscian by Omniscience January 11, 2008

frog condoms

Condoms made of frogs.

Girl: Baby do you have protection?

Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.

Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!

frog condoms by bregmano January 4, 2010

Condumb 

Somebody who uses broken condoms is a condumb.

I got pregnant because of that condumb...

Condumb by ndjhhhjjn September 3, 2012

Conduism 

The understanding that the human body is a conduit for various spiritual forces. This is based on the study and comparison of Gnosticism, Hermeticsm, Yogic practice, and other esoteric philosophies.

The goal of Conduism is to awaken ones self to becoming the most efficient conduit of divinity that they can be, and to live the highest quality of life possible through an intimate, dedicated spiritual understanding on life.

Conduism by New Royal Gnosis January 26, 2023

Hercules Condoms 

Legendary protection for the penis.

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.

Hercules Condoms by Herculinks® Corporation December 25, 2004

condomsation 

The feeling of removing a condom during sex

Dude condomsation was great last night.

condomsation by cripplechrist September 5, 2014

distraction condoms 

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

distraction condoms by hoboX10 May 24, 2011