Confucius 

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher

Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius

Confucius by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

Conductor in Chief 

A nickname for Joe Biden since he will need to assemble his talented political orchestra well in advance to get elected.

OK, you better ‘hit it,’ Maestro, so we can later play Hail to the Conductor in Chief!

Conductor in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl April 18, 2020

Mad Conductor

The coolest Reggae funk band ever fronted by the ex leader singer of punk band No Cash

Mad Conductor Kicks ass

Mad Conductor by SkankinPunk October 16, 2009

Confucius 

One of the most influential thinkers of all time. He lived durring the Spring and Autum Period, durring the decline of Zhou China. Confucius tried and failed to obtain political office in his lifetime, and his greatest legacy is in the Analacets which his diciples compiled after his death.

Confucius stresses a simple life of filial piety and devotion to ritual. Like most great thinkers, his ideas would eventually be mangled beyond recognition by those seeking traditional justification for misogyny, xenophobia and a number of other nasty concepts espoused by Neo-Confucianists.

Confucius said, "The gentleman is not a tool".

Confucious clearly saw the rise of A&F.

Confucius by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2007

Confucius 

Chinese philosopher whose Analects contain a collection of his sayings and dialogues compiled by disciples after his death.

"Study the past if you would define the future."

-Confucius

Confucius by History nut December 26, 2003

confucius say 

The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.

Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth

confucius say by spacepants2003 November 17, 2005

Beat Conductor 

The person in charge of delivering fierce beats (aka music) during late night assemblies of party people at clandestine events. These people are usually high on drugs and engaged in "cracktivities" while the Beat Conductor commands the beats to be "fierce."

The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board.

Beat Conductor by DeeJay Ferosh February 6, 2009