Contradicting Contradiction

A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.

Life is a mixture of Contradicting Contradictions, a mixture of Hope and Despair.
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Contradicting Contradiction by Oxxy_Montalvy November 13, 2016

contradictator

noun. an ominpotent ruler or authority figure who denies what he/she believes either through actions or words.

We are forced to suffer under the rule of a contradictator.

contradictator by Tim Kendel October 20, 2006

CONTRADICTOR 

epal sa usapang lasing; laging nangongontra nakaka bad vibes; possibleng nasasapak lagi sa inuman or pinapauwi nalang.

(A person who always interrupts drunken conversations; someone who always contradicts people and causes bad vibes; person who possibly always gets socked in drinking sessions and gets asked to go home instead of getting their ass kicked)

I sometimes am guilty of being a contradictor.

CONTRADICTOR by HHHELLBOY2 October 19, 2009

[contradictator]

noun. an ominpotent ruler or authority figure who denies what he/she believes either through actions or words.

We are forced to suffer under the rule of a contradictator.

[contradictator] by mit lednek September 30, 2006

Urban contradictionary

When someone thinks they know what a word means, they look it up on urban dictionary, and are presented with a word that is totally opposite of their expectations. (Also known as the entire site).

sean: "I went to urban dictionary and typed in 'wedding', and it came up with 'the procedure used to artificially inseminate cows'. WTF! they should call it urban CONTRAdictionary.

Urban contradictionary by Seanacious D November 29, 2010

law of non-contradiction 

The law of non-contradiction is one of the most important principles in the realm of logic.
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."

law of non-contradiction in a nutshell, Christians believe that salvation is through Jesus Christ alone, and Muslims believe that salvation is through Mohammed and Allah alone. ...

law of non-contradiction by rockwell13 August 19, 2006

starburst contradiction 

Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.

Red Sox and Yankees fan.

ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.

A hot computer engineer.

Someone who has a Mac AND a PC

Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.

A rapper politician.

-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!

starburst contradiction by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010