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contranky 

a combination of two words: contrary and cranky, meaning to be in a foul, unpleasant mood.
John: She's not too happy, whats her problem?
Luke: Oh, she's just being contranky.
contranky by Bushka December 6, 2006

"A Contrack Mind"

A random lapsing into a certain kind of numerology to explain everything.

Specifically, a tendency to liberally sprinkle "9/11" into any and all discourse involving Iraq, terrorism, quagmires, troop funding, deployment, wire taps, firing federal prosecutors, outing CIA agents, VA healthcare, Teen page scandals, drugs and "massages", energy policy, ... upto and including Katrina.
Fantasmagorical displays of "A Contrack Mind" were in evidence as congress debated overriding the presidential veto of the Iraq emergency funding bill.

condraception

when he says you wont get pregnant standing up....
'he was using condraception - he told her he was sterile, just look at the size of her now!'
condraception by PGTips April 26, 2006

barb contracks 

“Idfk bro, like slang.”

Type shit; period; she contrack on my contracktions ‘till I barb.
“barb contraacksss!!!”

“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”

“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”

“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”

“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”

“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..

“Hello, barb!”

“Yeah, barb contracks”

“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026