Consluting 

When a friend advises another friend on how to best obtain sex and/or sexual acts from a member of the opposite sex.

Sarah is consluting with Sue about how to get Bill to do her after they leave the bar.

Consluting by Hilly2008 December 9, 2008

Convoluted 

Gourmet, overtly complicated, needlessly difficult, heavily involved, deeply intricate, the opposite of simple & easy, requiring patience & commitment.

1)In terms of MMOBG (Massively Multiplayer Online Builder Games) Cubelands is simple, Minecraft is moderate, & Wurm Online is convoluted.

2)She found two recipes for Swedish Meatballs; a simple one using fewer ingredients that took less time that might not taste as good, & a convoluted recipe using more ingredients with a longer cook & preparation time that promised to taste heavenly if cooked properly.

Convoluted by ThatEvilRedhead July 23, 2011

convolute 

twisting, complicated, intricate

Tax law has become so convoluted that it's easy for people to accidentally violate it.

convolute by Larstait November 10, 2003

cantoslut 

An obnoxious Hong Kong girl who relies on daddy's money and acts all pretentious in order to climb the social ladder by any means necessary, including spreading her legs. Synonym: Lucy Liu.

OMG, look at that filthy cantoslut with those pink heels and oversized bra. Wtf was she thinking? I smell trash.

cantoslut by gregjockca September 2, 2010

conslutant 

1. n. Professional woman of questionable moral fiber who dresses in business provocative attire. Proficient in distracting male coworkers with innuendo and inappropriate comment.

2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.

3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.

Becky the lead partner at the Chigaco office into the restroom at the Halloween party last week. She's quite the conslutant.

conslutant by Cap July 1, 2004

Condolations 

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.

Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.

Condolations by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010

condoltulations 

condolences and congratulations are sometimes both appropriate, or sometimes you just don't care.

condoltulations on your new assignment.

condoltulations by sigxcpu September 5, 2013