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Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.
"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."
by Tragic Rabbit June 18, 2006
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To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them
"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"
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To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.
Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.
by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013
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Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"

fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.
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To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection
Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.
by Insidivs February 21, 2010
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To be thrifty with condom use; to use it multiple times.
"I only have one condom left and no money for the next week. It's time to tighten my belt and condomize."
by Ricks Real February 09, 2013
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