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1.
n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

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That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.
by gnostic1 December 19, 2011
 
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n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.
Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"

Rob: "For your cat?"

Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
by warmbrother October 02, 2014