Condomer 

A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)

Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.

Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,

Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer

Condomer by Snoos September 30, 2009

condomonium

Trouble looking for a condom.

It was condomonium when i looked in my wallet for protection.

condomonium by mysterius man October 25, 2004

condometron 

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"

girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!

condometron by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011

Condomerbating 

To masturbate in a condom. Effective for cleaning-up purposes.

So you walked in on me condomerbating, big deal.

Condomerbating by FuelRod December 28, 2009

condomeant 

1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.

2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"

FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.

FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.

condomeant by mBmD September 23, 2012

Condomerate 

A way of allowing or permitting someone to do something.

I now condomerate this behaviour.

Condomerate by N6GhY7N6GhY7 October 28, 2023

Condomonium

A game in which five condoms are layed out. Before having sex, five guys will choose one that they will use. They can't examine the condom in any way. The loser of this game is the one that had sex with the condom that has a hole in the end. hah get fucked.

After a long night of drinking, me and four of my friends decided we would have a bit of CONDOMONIUM. My friend Trevor was the loser of the game and his girlfriend got pregnant. Get fucked.

Condomonium by Dirty Sasquatch August 5, 2009