Condombrella 

A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.

Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.

Condombrella by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009

Condom Ball 

A game, similar to hackey sack, played with a blown up condom.
The objective of the game is to keep the condom ball from touching the floor.
This game is usually played while being held by police in mass detention.

That was a great cheese sandwich, now who wants to play condom ball?

Condom Ball by Yo Blood July 2, 2010

Condombation 

Verb: To masturbate with a condom.

Bob: Dude, my sock and lotion felt amazing yesterday.

Tom: Obviously you've never tried condombation.

Condombation by MastG March 22, 2010

Condombate 

1) The act of masturbating with a condom on. Primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.

2) An alternate way of playing the penis game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.

1)

Mike: Dude, I just found a condom in the toilet. Did someone have sex last night?

Eugene: Nah, it was just me. I condombated to some porn.

2)
Last night, as I was staring at the stars, I was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.

Condombate by groundhawk April 2, 2012

Confumballing 

Confusing and disorienting

This is very confumballing

Confumballing by Jack hardfield September 10, 2023

condomballoon

balloon in you're penis

crap I forgot to take off this balloon

hey boss I forgot to wear pants but goodly I am wearing this condomballoon

condomballoon by darkprogamingalt September 2, 2021

conjumballed

When a sentence is utterly confusing because of the order of the words in the sentence.

That email you sent me last night was so conjumballed.

conjumballed by friskycurtain December 9, 2008