Discount Condom King

A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.

Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!

Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.

Discount Condom King by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010

King Condom

A sex store that has a wide assortment of condom products that makes someone feel uncomfortable and another someone gets lost in…

“O I remember we parked near the King Condom!”

King Condom by The Sponge of the basement February 23, 2009

Condoming 

To use a condom in manner that does not involve blocking sperm from getting to the egg. This could involve any way of creatively exploring the many uses of a condom including, but not limited to hot air balloons, dental dams, water fights, bag stuffing, suffocation, throwing in a humorous manner, sliding under the door of a person's room while they are getting it on - super on, using as throwing stars, socks, garden gloves, food storage, the thing that holds that goldfish from the fair - but dies anyway, etc. Superman has the ability to spray them out of his eyes (one of his less widely known abilities), thus creating a wall of impermeable substance that flusters his enemies to the point of premature ejaculation. All of this falls under the category of Condoming.

Damn you Superman and your condoming capabilities! My pants are now soiled beyond repair and my reputation with the fabled female is even worse off than it was before.

Condoming by Don Alejandro Castello October 4, 2009

Condoming 

To tactfully use condoms in a non traditional manner, by unraveling them out, and placing them around someone's home, garden, work as a means of humor.

Damm, you guys must have been condoming forever. When I got home from work my room was littered with condoms.

Condoming by Sriracha Jo May 23, 2016