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Golf Ball Condom 

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.
Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.

water balloon condom 

its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.
squish squish water balloon put it in your mouth water balloon condom
water balloon condom by kachoiw April 18, 2022

balloon condom 

A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective
"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"

condomballoon

crap I forgot to take off this balloon

hey boss I forgot to wear pants but goodly I am wearing this condomballoon
condomballoon by darkprogamingalt September 2, 2021

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026