Ending world hunger one load at a time.
I knew I should have bought those condoms! Damn kids are hungry again.
by free_writer15 December 25, 2013
A plastic rubbery thing that you can put over ones head to suffocate them.
Take the stupid condom off his head, he will suffocate.
by Trademark98 March 14, 2012
Something you stretch over you're dick so you don't get your girlfriend preggerz.
Pregger girl: thanks a lot for using a "Condom"
Guy:ur welcome fatty
by Lu Lu Karie January 14, 2012
Destroyer of fun
Dude 1: Man I was with this girl last night and she was a real condom
by Master Milesy January 28, 2015
A piece of latex that is put on man's penis to prevent a child and women who will steal your money for 18 years.
*people on mary*

woman: "he is yo child1 I am 5000% sure!
man: "he ain't mine, I was wearing a condom!"
woman: "you owe me some child support you deadbeat!"
mary: "in the case of the little baby, sir, you are not the father."
woman: *runs of stage crying*
by urbandictionarydefz March 28, 2011
a rubber cover used for protection in a sexual interaction.
a rubber cover used to cover the penis in sex
somthing my brothe likes to blow up like a balloon and tie them togethere
to look like balls!!!!and another one for the penis
a."don't forget to put ur condom on jonny".
b.don't be such condom"
by mandi June 17, 2004
a container to slide your beer bottle into to avoid getting cold hands. (used in South East Asia)
Look at the pussy with the condom!
by T-o-m-i September 21, 2006

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