A contraceptive device for men OR women. Used to prevent pregnancy and STDs during sexual intercourse.
Even if your partner isn't sleeping around, STDs can be passed through accidental passing of blood, etc. So no love without the glove! haha.
by chinarose June 27, 2004
1. A latex, sheepskin or polyurethane sheath for the penis, to prevent transfer of bodily fluids during sexual activity and thereby lower the risk of pregnancy and venereal disease.

2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.
1. Because Jack did not wish to become a father, he used a condom during sex.

2. Dude, Dad's gone. You get the Jell-O mix. I'll get the condoms.
by Allison1690 September 16, 2006
long shaped ballon, fits over penis to prevent sperm from going into egg. Also the thing that ripped during your parents' "fun time" and the cause of your existance
daddy: Damn, my condom ripped!
mommy: Shit! i dont want a baby!
by Condom Vender February 25, 2004
A drysuit made of rubber especially for penis
Jane: AH dick, why aren't you wearing your wetsuit??
Dick: dun worry jane I'm wearing condom.
by Fuckinghomos July 27, 2003
a device not yet discovered by black people.
Trevon: Damn nigga I railed that chick last night.

Dontae: Dats wassup you use a condom nigga?

Trevon: A what?
by burrrrrrrrr8723 August 09, 2010
Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.
by KrimsonSmartass September 26, 2008
A girl who seems to have no other purpose in life but to collect spooge; a slutbag with no (other) redeeming features.
You did HER? Dude, that's not what I meant when I said you should use a condom.
by couldn't make this stuff up April 21, 2008
dorm room decoration
dude awsome condom lighting around the table
by elliot case April 11, 2007

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