| 1. | penis fly trap | ||
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a condom with barbed "teeth" invented by Dr Sonnet Ehlers to deter and punish rapists. the girl inserted a penis fly trap before walking through the township in case she was attacked and raped.
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| 2. | vadracles | ||
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Vaginal lips or surrounding tissue of a carnivorus nature which often include teeth capable of severe penal injury and in most cases terminal destruction of low-grade contraceptive devices. All I can say is that the sex was fucking great until that bitches vadracles unfolded and swollowed my snake sheeth like a starved panther, leaving me with a sore cock and a child I probably don't want.
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| 3. | Dick skinner | ||
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One who pulls condoms off with their teeth. Mary is a dick skinner after she is finished. She pulled my condom off with her teeth.
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| 4. | the rubber gummer | ||
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the rubber gummer is oral sex performed with a condom on, usually to avoid std's keith got the rubber gummer to avoid a std, thank god for condoms.
the rubber gummer is usually performed by girl with rotten jibs!! or a gap between her two front teeth so big that you could park a transport truck sideways. |
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| 5. | Parachute Penis | ||
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A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace. Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.
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| 6. | tweaker | ||
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fuckin pathetic indivisual who wants to waste their time being more white trash than a fat nappy hoe whos trailer is parker outside of wal-mart. Someone who gets spun all the time, fucks alot because it makes them horny, then pisses and whines and cries when they get felony posession for a teener. They are all fucktards and I hate them. Speed is retarded. Tweakers are drug addicts so stupid that they'll smoke ice with fermaldihyde in it. Tweakers as females are usually nappy hoes. They always have tattoos on their back pointing to their ass we call this "the target". Those who stop doing tweaker often develop baby tweaker fat and get all fat ugly and nasty. This is called white trash : stage two! (the walmart shoppers who eat at mcdonalds while they are there). Tweakers are characterized by their unsociability, the way they are total jackasses, and the way they always seem to have herpes. They are usually ugly fucktards and only want to chill with you if you can get them spun because they are pathetic lowlifes. And for some reason, they get horny as fuck but haven't discovered the modern invention called the condom. They are fond of multiplying and breeding little future white trash tweakers. Often they will have up to 5 kids, but give one or two away. These kids would have better destinies if they were growing up as autistic carnies in the midwest. Ironically, many twea... more...
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| 7. | Blue trojan | ||
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the act of taking a used condom and brushing your teeth with the contents. Hopefully noone is so sick as to do this...who would want to give themselves a blue trojan -.-
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