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Hercules Condoms 

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.

condomsation 

The feeling of removing a condom during sex
Dude condomsation was great last night.
condomsation by cripplechrist September 5, 2014

distraction condoms 

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.
I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

Kobe Bryant condoms

the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.
Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:

Kobe "Hey, do me."

Lady "I'd rather not."

Kobe "I wasn't asking."
Kobe Bryant condoms by 1234567890zz December 13, 2009

Condograd 

A complex of identical condominiums built on land once occupied by either a farm or woodlands. The result is a very unsightly, communist-looking complex of residences. The atmosphere while driving through a Condograd is very boring, bland, and consistent. The lawns (if there are any) are all identical and maintained by the central office. All buildings are very unsightly, especially for their settings, and are built with only potential profit in mind. The driveways/parking lots are full of middle class automobiles, increasing that communist feel. The condos themselves are all identical and available in 1, 2, 3 and sometimes 4 bedroom models. The interior walls are all white with white carpet. Condograds are very easy to get lost in because of their size, their complex and confusing road systems, and the fact that all the buildings look identical.

The name Condograd is derived from the fact they are condominium complexes, and the suffix -grad, which was present in the names of many cities in the Soviet Union. A Condograd's atmosphere is similar to that of a communist town or city.
You know you're in a Condograd when you've seen the same thing for 5 miles and can't figure out where you are.
Condograd by aircooled73 May 26, 2010

hand condoms 

noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear
Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.