| 1. | condiment king | ||
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one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well. person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess. *pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments* person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING! |
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