condishun 

An excuse people usually make up to blame their failures on.

I can't lose weight due to my condishuns... oh well, I'll just eat this bag of Oreos now...

condishun by 704muscle February 27, 2015

mint-condish

used to define the condition of something old

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.

mint-condish by pluggymt November 8, 2009

Condish 

Word used by Jack Black in place of the word condition.

"Mint condish... Hendrix played this guitar!"

Condish by Ruth and Liam July 23, 2004

Condishy 

conditioner. as in shampoo and conditioner.

short version = "dishy"

"EEOOOOHWW Can I borrow some condishy?!"
"Back up. Ill get you some dishy!"

Condishy by racky fidge April 13, 2010

Condicle 

Condicle, noun, a block of cubicles arranged towards each other in a group much like a condo unit.

Usually a block of four cubicles all sharing the same major area, but not limited to arrangements of four.

Oh, Ted? Yeah of course he is a friend of mine, we share the same condicle at work.

Condicle by NotYourAverageLunch January 15, 2013

Condiculous 

Condiculous, something that is extremely confusing, but makes enough sense for you to comprehend that it is absolutely ridiculous.

1. "Man! This schedule is ridiculous! Plus, I can barely understand it! It's so confusing!"
2. "It's condiculous."

Condiculous by Mr. G. G. Ginger March 12, 2020

Condichapoo 

A convenient mixture of both shampoo and conditioner that everyone can smell within a half mile radious and will give you amazing healthy full looking hair and will give any women within 5 feet a screaming orgasm.

Dude i got to make a lethal amount of condichapoo and my balls were so worn out at the end of the party from giving all of those screaming orgasms

Condichapoo by dave123654 February 9, 2009