my mate Mickey's vibrator. Capable of disrupting tv reception for 100 feet. May come in hand if your house is accidentally buried in concrete and you need to go to the corner shop for a slab of miller.
Mickey "Fancy a bit tonight darlin"
Mickey "Good cos ive charged the batteries for the concrete breaker"
big hude D cell (internet ordered) vibrator made out of cheep plastic that cracks easly and causes television interfrence and is owned by swingers which can be used on him or her (or both if they r lucky)
lets go up stairs for some concrete breakin babe (and when were finished go the shop for a slab of miller bitch!)