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concrastination 

Opposite of procrastination, when one starts on a task almost as soon as it is assigned, and does not rest until the task is done
The concrastinators of the class were working on their homework as soon as the teacher wrote it on the board.
concrastination by Dan McClure October 24, 2004

Concrastinate 

To put something before all else.

{Opposite of 'procrastinate' ('con' opposite of 'pro')}
I concrastinated today by doing dishes right when I woke up.
Concrastinate by Scottymcdergymheim September 2, 2010
An insult towards comcast, used to describe their poor service.
You guys have comcast?

MORE LIKE CONCAST. HAHAHA
concast by sunsnail July 6, 2007

La concha de la lora 

Expression used when you're angry or something goes wrong
La concha de la lora! My car just broke down.

Conphased 

Confused+Phase
1. adj. When one goes through a phase of confusion, usually resulting in a state of enlightenment and open-mindedness.

2. v. To put something through a state of confusion.
1. The boy, though conphased, began to write down amazing poetry and lyricism.

2. John conphased his opponent and then decided to steal his money.
Conphased by TomEd August 28, 2006
South american insult. Concha means vagina in Argentina, Puerto Rico, Chile and sometimes in other Latin countries. Concha is also a sea shell but the shells are usually refered to as conchitas (little sea shells) to avoid saying cunt. While, concha-tu-madre is an insult, latin women do not always find the use of the word concha as a body part to be as offensive as english speaking women find cunt to be.

La concha de tu madre! = Your mothers cunt!

Concha es tu madre! = Your mother is a cunt!

concha by Berk7 February 28, 2007