The lingering oder that says with you after a concert. Typically, it's a combination of cigarette smoke, weed, and people's body oder.
Nothing like coming home from a good show and washing the concert stank away.
A maze of people in a group, concert, public event, ect.
Its usually caused by people who are standing.
Only people affected are the ones trying to maneuver themselves to not push anyone or have to ask someone to move. AKA polite people.
Guy:Dude I was trying to get to the front of the stage but I had to take the long way because I got lost in the people maze.
Dude: You should've shoved someone to get there.
Guy: I didnt want to be rude.
Dude: Your such a snizz.
Guy: You smell like bigfoot's dick.
When your at a concert and the person in front of you farts.
You are at a concert and you fart
Does not matter if it is an indoor or outdoor concert you still farted in a enclosed space...on someone and did not excuse yourself.
*band playing your favourite song*
Me: AWH man what's that smell. It is ruining this song for me I can no longer like this song as I will always remember this smell while listening to it.
Friend: I think that girl in front of us just did a foncart
Me: AWH shit man I just did a foncart
Friend: That's not cool (no longer your friend)
What white people smell like when they perspire.
I had to leave the concert cause the wet chickens were making me sick
a most terrible stench who wrecks nirvana concerts a shis smell puts us all off the music
Flome is the worst nirvana fan ever..he came to our concert wearing an avril shirt. FUCK YOU FLOME you sold out
one gay loser from san fran that loves pancaking and is a sucker for a good glass bottom boat ride. this gheymo has absolutely no class and gets all his clothes at walmart. he is so unoriginal, he had to go to urban dictionary.com to come up with his lame rapping name of ruthless rob. this guys rhymes flow like dried cement and he gets all the groupies that nobody wants. his moms meat curtains smell like hot garbage and they resemble a well broken in catchers mit. her doggie style blows and her poor toothie blow jobs are lacking. what a bitch. and his kids look like a southern alabama inbreeding experiment gone bad. and you know he still lives at home with mom.
a new believer: i saw that ruthless rob concert last night! it was lame as hell. n'sync was cooler than that 5'2" 100lb. bitch.
The best deodorant available today.
Supposed to smell like various colognes(but with "original" names), but in actuallity smells closer to the odor given off by the shit you take after a day-long concert. Only men have the gene that lets us realize the truth. Girls have some deficiency, most likely from overuse of cosmetics. We wear it anyway, because
1.it is finally a deodorant we can casually pass around the locker room without sharing eachother`s pit hair
2.it covers up the BO until you can get your hands on some REAL deodorant
3.we know that because of their missing shit-smell-detection gene, most chicks have an unexpicable attraction to it.
DO NOT OVERUSE, OR YOU WILL FAIL AT LIFE.
Axe likes to call it "Kilo".
I call it "musk"
Nick: Shit, I forgot by D.O. today!
Brian: Its all cool, just take some of my Old Spice.
Nick: Hells no, you got pubes all up on that shit. Yo, Jay, lemme take a hit of that Axe!
Lee: Dude, you need some right guard!
John: But I already got my Axe on...
Jim: Do I know you?
Meg: You smell like you`re wearing Axe.
Jim: Yeah, why?
Meg: Would you like a blow job?
Jordan had it made. 27 years, 7 figures, 2 mansions, finest girl. Til he overused Axe. Then he spontaneously failed at life.
Research on the missing shit-smell detection gene in women could be done, but scientists are not motivated on account of Axe is their only means of getting girls.