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The position adopted by the woman having sex in the 'missionary' position. Her knees will be drawn up and parted maximally. This will excite the man or men, and give open access to pussy. The act of spreading her thighs wide will stimulate the woman too, particularly if she is the 'come and get it' type. It is a supremely submissive, and beautiful pose. She lay on her back on the tiny stage, thighs wide open. A straight line of creamy velvet ran from left knee to right. In the centre, in a spotlight, a red sequin triangle stretched to breaking point, concealing her undoubtedly delicious pussy.
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| 149. | Whoragami | ||
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The act of a prostitute concealing the money earned from said "transaction" She had to do whoragami on that cash in her bra so the cops wouldn't catch her
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| 150. | chipmunk baby | ||
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A child conceived through clandestine means on the female's part. Said means usually consist of the female giving fellatio, pretending to swallow, concealing semen in the side of her mouth (as a chipmunk), and later transferring the semen from the mouth to the vagina. "... but Steve told me last year that they didn't want to have kids! I bet that sneaky bitch Jill made herself a chipmunk baby."
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| 151. | Arse dandruff | ||
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also known as poo-flakes and Butt crumbs. small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets. Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask? Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat. |
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| 152. | Poo-flakes | ||
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also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets. Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask? Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat. |
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| 153. | Butt crumbs | ||
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also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets. Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask? Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat. |
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| 154. | Concealed | ||
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1. To prevent disclosure or recognition of; (conceal the truth) 2. To place out of sight; (concealed himself behind the door) The sunglasses conceal her eyes.
The controls are concealed behind a panel. The defendant is accused of attempting to conceal evidence. The editorial accused the government of concealing the truth. She could barely conceal her anger. |
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