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Conapple Pokopo 

The love child of Conan Obrien and Pineapple Pokopo.
He's Conan's and Pineapple Pokopo's son.
Conapple Pokopo by Yester December 15, 2004

Conactive 

adverb. The opposite of proactive. Actively ruining things.
Censoring any book is as conactive as putting overalls on Michelangelo's "David".
Conactive by imkarebear26 April 24, 2011

conapathy 

- The combination of the initial frustration of being confused about a subject and then sudden realization that you don't really care about understanding it at all

- When you are confused about something you don't really care about
Listening to my colleagues explain the off-side rule in soccer, I slowly developed conapathy, as my eyes glazed over and I realized that I didn't really care about the explanation

Ben developed conapathy as Cenk explained what time TYT Old School starts
conapathy by Slixx April 6, 2019
A conept is an implicit handover of responsibility, analysis and implementation.

Whenever someone is asked to create a conept for a vague idea.

What is actually meant is to implicitly handover any hard decisions (functional and technical) from the asking party to the employee that will be creating the conept.

For the requesting party, a finished conept is to be considered as the fruit of all powerpoints presented to upper management, leading up to the point of the delegation of the creation of the conept.

After a demo of a conept, the conept will then be functionally reverse engineered so that it looks like that the initial requirements had always been describing exactly what the conept does up until that point.
Whenever that happens, the conept will be used to extrapolate a roadmap for future similar conepts for the next 10 years with hard-limits on estimated mandays.
We're trusting you to create a conept for the roadmap we've described for this product. (phrase used publicly)

Thanks to the conept, we've now figured out what we actually meant with this 'technical uplift'. (phrase not used publicly)
conept by Zeverkieken July 11, 2019

coniption 

An heightened emotional state that results in an animated fit of peak.
I will have a coniption if I fail this exam.
Dad will have a coniption when he finds out I crashed the car.
coniption by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

coniption fit 

When a person goes into a fit of rage, such as a spaz attack.
Mary: How was your day?
John: Why the hell would you care?
Mary: Don't have a coniption fit!
coniption fit by Toriiiia- September 9, 2006