| 15. | Adey | ||
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A schiester, total con man. Lock up your valuables and your daughter.
When out to dinner with friends and the bill comes an Adey will say "Oh no I forgot my wallet".
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| 16. | Con | ||
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A nickname only given to the best, most skilled and inteligent of people who have a greater understanding of the way things work physically and mentally. Deriving from a man named Aaron Constance, who was called A-Con by most who knew him. He was given this gift from God. Rav-coN: the best beer pong team in Citrus Heights, California. Using their knowlege of the game and physics, along with their incredible coordination, the two players dominated the table.
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| 17. | Choke (novel) | ||
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A novel written by the American author Chuck Palahniuk, whose other works include Fight Club, Survivor, and Invisible Monsters. It was published in 2001. The novel gives us a glimpse into the mind of sex-addict Victor Mancini as he cares for his ailing mother, and releases his anger and abandonment issues by going to sex addict meetings and getting with the many women there. Victor is also a con-man who goes into restaurants and makes himself choke, people save him and feel responsible for him after saving his life, and gives him money to help with his fake cash-flow problems. Praised for it's fearlessness to go where many readers feel uncomfortable and it's incindiary writing style that allows us to be projected into a sex-addict's life, Choke is no doubt one of the greateset works of American fiction. "We are not born perfect sinners or perfect knock-offs of God."
"Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?" -Victor Mancini, Choke (novel) |
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| 18. | obbly bobbly | ||
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A fat, ginger man who's breath really stinks and walks with a bobble. "Hey connor, look it's obbly bobbly."
"Hahahahahaha shut up jaison." |
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| 19. | baby-boo-man-bitch | ||
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This phrase is descriptive of the 4 disticnt levels of courtship used by females to describe her involvement with a man.
1. baby- you are involved in casual friendship based on sex 2. boo- she not only gives you sex but lets(actually tricks you into) you buy things for her. 3. man- you are in a full blow relationship, have also been coerced into meeting the parents of said succubus, and dont have any plans for leaving. She still has sex with you but its getting harder to get action because she doesnt want it to be just about sex and wants to take the relationship to a higher level, and she still manages to con you into buying shit for her. 4. bitch- the final twisted stage, where the female truly has a man wrapped around her devious little finger and is actually able to yell at him, take his paycheck, and sleep with him only when she says it is ok, and he takes it like the bitch he is because he has been so severely brainwashed he actually believes he has it pretty good. This is when all 4 categories are strung together to make the worst label in history; baby-boo-man-bitch. At this point you have been completely and utterly owned by a female that you told your buddies would never break you but she just did. Once this label is placed you may as well throw away your cell and move into the mountains where no one knows you. This usually occurs right after the wedding or honey moon. A month ago he was hittin it all the time, then he started buyin her shit, and he got less action as time went on, and nows hes her slave. He is officially her baby-boo-man-bitch.
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| 20. | ret con | ||
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Short for "retroactive continuity". When an author, usually of a long running series, decides to reframe some past event for the sake of the current story. Like deciding in Spider-Man 3 that Sandman actually killed Peter Parker's Uncle back in Spider-Man 1. The ret con backstory for Spike in Buffy was awesome. But trying to ret con Flint Marko into Spider-Man's origin is retarded.
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| 21. | slime arse | ||
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Cheat, con-man (UK & Australia) He looks like a slime arse, a hypocritical liar who's in the right profession for the "skills"...
Which dubious celebrity slime-arse is next to be exposed as ein fiddler of de poor ickle kiddies? The city is actually pressuring certain businesses to sell their properties so as to allow slime-arse developers to build 200-unit appartments... |
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