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1.
A movie starring Nicholas Cage that I have unintentionally seen thousands of times.

DAMN THAT SUPERSTATION, DAMN IT TO HELL!
person 1: Oh, what's that?
person 2: Con Air.
person 1: CHANGE IT QUICK!
person 2: I can't, the spirit of Steve Buscemi's terrible film choices as of lately has posessed the remote control preventing me from changing it and thus subjecting me to it's terror, again!
person 1: Shit.
by Nitsirhc July 06, 2005
 
2.
After having sex with a girl, you write a note on her chest addressed to U.S. Marshall Vince Larkin and throw her out of the nearest window and shout "Later, Pinball!"
Dude I totally gave her the con-air last night after we were done. She landed on my neighbor's cat and while the message did not attract the U.S. marshalls, I did get a visit from the local police.
by FlogTheDolphin July 06, 2011
 
3.
A not-at-all-affectionate nickname for RyanAir, because they con you by offering £1 flights only to charge you £30 credit card charges, £30 check-in fees, £30 luggage fees and much more.
Bill: So who're you flying with?
Ted: ConAir.
Bill: Dude, why the hell would you do that, it's total false economy.
Ted: I know that now! I just couldn't pass up a £1 flight, even if it did end up costing me £90...
by TheDudemeisterKeith July 29, 2010
 
4.
1. A movie produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. It stars Nicolas Cage and John Malkovich. It is about a group of prisoners who take over a plane taking them to other jails, trials, executions, etc.
2. The name of the plane carrying the prisoners in the movie Con Air.
1. Con Air stars Nicolas Cage as a good guy and John Malkovich as a bad guy.
2. Con Air transports prisoners.
by Pejhman January 26, 2005
 
5.
The guy blows his load in the girl's face and hair after head. Then, he proceeds to flip over and fart in her face, thus acting like a "blowdryer" and creating "wind" to dry her hair which is full of semen.
girl don't worry bout dryin your hair before dinner, we can pull over on the highway and use the conair on the way there.
by MaryBeth and Brooke March 21, 2007