computer-face 

v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;

often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already

After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.

computer-face by waylonisthebombdotcom March 5, 2010

Computer Face 

When someone stares at the computer really closley and there eyes start squinting

Reagan Pitchford has a computer face

Computer Face by HANDICAPPEDhero November 27, 2011

computer face 

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

computer face by kat_gryffindor March 16, 2014

computercentric 

A word used to describe someone who is conceited regarding some computer related preference or skill of theirs, and feels a sense of superiority over those whose computer related preference or skill is different from theirs. This usually pertains to operating systems or computer programming languages.

e.g. 1): “He thinks Windows users are brainwashed by Microsoft. He’s definitely computercentric when it comes to Linux.”

e.g. 2):

Person 1): “Visual Basic is for subliterate morons! Try some C++ when you get with the time and leave your cave, Neanderthal!”

Person 2): “Screw you, you computercentric, pompous ass!”

computercentric by Excrucio August 25, 2006

Computerated 

Computerated, To make assemble or produce something with a computurised device. Computerated is also a shortening of two words, Those words being Computer and Generated.
By using this word you are effectively making any given sentence shorter and eaiser to say.

Many movies have been computerated,
which is sad as actors are no longer needed for acting.

Computerated by Brakey January 27, 2009

Computercate 

To make something more complicated than it would have been had you not used the "convenience" of technology.

Person 1-Hey, let's figure out how to get to that new club. I'll wait the 10 minutes for my computer to power up, get on line and sift through the 100 results on the search engine before waiting for the interactive map to load which gives step by step instructions on how to get there from your current location.

Person 2-It's 3 blocks away on the corner of Main and 1st, don't computercate things?

Computercate by Trebleclef44 November 19, 2009

stupid computerfaced brat 

that one kid who lives/lived on your street and is obsessed with fortnite. his mother spoils him with whatever she wants. causing him to be a little brat. everyone hates this kid and thinks he's annoying, but he thinks everyone is his best friend. he owns a shelf full of fidget spinners, and like 5 MacBook airs. when he doesn't get his way, he screams like a 2 year old.

that little stupid computerfaced brat that lives on my street screamed at me last week when I wouldn't give him my tablet.

stupid computerfaced brat by iamthefirstdefinition March 19, 2019