CPCU (Casual Personal Computer User)

Someone who uses a/their computer typically for accessing the internet esp. social media, video chat, typing up documents, and stuff that has to do with work (if the person is a student or a businessman), and just surfing the net in general. In other words, the complete opposite of a HPCU Hardcore Personal Computer User

"Hey man! You want to play minecraft?"

"Um..., what's minecraft?"

"..........."

"I know I'm highly likely to be coming off as lame, but I really don't use my computer for gaming...that shit's boring! What can I say...I'm a CPCU (Casual Personal Computer User).

CPCU (Casual Personal Computer User) by Strategist of the 5 Kingdoms November 27, 2012

Computer User 

Josh Porter: Simply comming from the latin word meaning " SIMPLY FUCKIN AWSOME, WHOEVER DONT HAVE A COMPTUER SUCKS ASS". A computer user has manty benefits, if you get robbed you can say "Please stop im a comptuer user" and you will simply get away from being robbed. Or in other cases if a cop pulls you over you can say "Dont take me to jail i got a comptuer and three monitors at home, here want a picture there in my wallet".

For Example:"Wow look at him hes so Comptuer User"

Computer User by Josh May 6, 2004

used computer 

Someone who has had countless sexual partners and carry’s every virus under the sun.

Carl had his eye on Becky until he found out that she was just a used computer.

used computer by Ned_Baf February 25, 2019

computerus 

Strategically placing an overheated laptop over one's uterus to ease menstrual cramps.

It's that time of the month, so me and my old Mac are having some computerus time in bed.

computerus by Emmerbembu November 4, 2013

Computerus 

A computer owned by a woman, and feminized until it is rendered useless to a man.

"Where's mom?"
"She's upstairs working on her computerus."

Computerus by Gribby May 23, 2008

computersexual 

The equivalent of homosexual in human beings. Also the term deemed to computers that run unusually slow.

Amanda: The song loads for me as soon as I refresh the page.
JonJon: I have no clue, my comp is just acting computersexual right now...
Amanda: lmfaoo! I love it!

My computer is so damn slow that it must be computersexual!

computersexual by Jonathan Medina June 23, 2008