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A computer is a terrible beast. It secrets vomit, has the ability to rip up a tree in one minute, and has a special tongue to lick it's balls.
Computers are found in many places. They can addict you, and they sometimes look on the internet (a vile network of voodoo telepathy which they use) to find pictures of your friends and family and pretend they're alive even after they are dead. A computer has several intelligence levels: PC: As stupid as the user Super Computer: Unpredictable Mac: <no intelligence> A computer often visits sites of pornography so as to participate in virtual sex with another computer. It then blames the creation and visiting of these sites on humans nearby. How arrogant!!! My computer licked it's balls.
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December 19, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
a machine for downloading porn "oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
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anonymous
Feb 22, 2003
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What you are on now You are on the computer now
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The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with. The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
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If you're looking up this word, kill yourself. To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
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a very, very expensive punching bag Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
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A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time. 1. Viruses
2. Bugs 3. Crashes 4. Spyware 5. Urbandictionary.com :) |
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The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back. the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!
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