An infernal machine everyone loves and is completely obsessed with. They can go from a junk cell phone to a Super Cray computer at the National Security Agency. Computers can really suck because of the failures of their manufacturers to create real products.
There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs):
1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer.
2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs.
3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.
I hate this stupid computer!!! I need a Cray! Why did I get Windows anyway?
word of the day: December 19, 2011
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
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The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!