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a machine that is really cool if it's new. It has access to internet and all that good stuff. a machine that can also cause a lot of anger if the hard drive is loaded because it will go really slow. A New Computer:
-Hey, i just got the "Windows XP HP Infinity" -Sweet! -yeah, it works with the best computer games and never slows down! An OLD COMPUTER/a computer with a LOADED HARD DRIVE -hey, guess what, i installed Itunes, limewire and all that good stuff on my computer! -sweet! let me try it out -alright hold on i gotta click on it twice -alright! -AAH! (incomprehensible swearing) this dam piece of Sh!t! (destroys the computer and smashes it into a billion pieces.) |
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December 19, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
a machine for downloading porn "oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
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anonymous
Feb 22, 2003
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What you are on now You are on the computer now
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The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with. The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
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If you're looking up this word, kill yourself. To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
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a very, very expensive punching bag Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
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A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time. 1. Viruses
2. Bugs 3. Crashes 4. Spyware 5. Urbandictionary.com :) |
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The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back. the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!
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