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45.
a complex structure of microchips and wires which allow communication without having to look at, hear or even know the person you are talking to
also known as: shit box, porn machine and that thing that fucks up my life every time I go near it and yet I still buy a new one every single time i beat the shit out of my current one
"i am going to beat the living shit out of my COMPUTER with my bare hand while using the other hand to jack of to the picture of britney spears i just printed off"
by afro joe June 05, 2005
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1.
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
by anonymous February 22, 2003
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2.
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
by Charlie Mulligan March 05, 2004
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3.
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
by Mystery Man January 28, 2003
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4.
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
by ddt November 21, 2004
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5.
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
by gusto5 May 29, 2004
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6.
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
by Why do I keep coming here? September 24, 2003
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7.
The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!
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