1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.

2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.

Basically a console gaming enthusiast. They refuse to accept the fact that PC's are better than consoles in almost every way.

A sexy-ass, candy-eye lady, with high hells and colorful clothes on paid to please the nerdy generation of gamers at a large-popular gaming convention held every year. The likelihood of a booth babe stored on a personal computer of a male gamer is 99.9% positive. As booth babes, their title can be quite hard - 'AND?!' To get off, some male spectators at a gaming event can be seen lurking with cameras, stalking the perimeter of the booth babe victim with a nervous rush. 1% of them are ACTUAL gamers.

A momputer is a computer that is idiot-proof, but specifically targeted to one's mother. In this sense, a momputer must support the following credentials: Redundancy, ease of use, pretty GUI (remember, mom's looking at it once in awhile), instructions and links to videos of what to do with the computer, and a lifeline between you (or the related person in question) and your (or their) mother.

As well, a momputer has nothing fancy; No overclocking, no water cooling, no pricey, bleeding-edge hardware or a need to maintain on a daily basis. It must be powerful enough for small flash games, and the occasional flash advertisement. First-time PC users should also have the default browser (or different, easier one) pre-supplied with an advertisement blocker, and for the especially typo-prone, a system-wide spellchecker may also be on call. Keeping things simple and budget will ensure you don't break the bank, and give your mother a PC she can do basic tasks with.

Examples of momputers from OEMs would include netbooks, nettops, budget desktop PCs and budget notebooks.

a Major league gamer. A MLG is a variation of a n00b, this species of n00b is very aggressive and is very unskilled. they have low self confidence and think that signing up on a website makes them a gaming god.

1- the subspecies of MLG

A. the squeaker- the kid who thinks he is pro and makes retarded noises .

B.the rage quitter- a MLG who is a sore loser and quits because he has the lowest score

C. Dr. Hax- the MLG who thinks he is so good that if he dies it most be hacks

D. the Captain- the dude that fails to much on his own and blames his teamates

E. the weapon-hugger- a MLG who thinks power weapon Kills are legit and will team kill to get it

MLG consist of spoiled kids, and lonely men that masturbate in there mother's basement. The only way to destroy a MLG is to use A ownage beam which happens constantly with MLG pros

What you need when getting mentally exhausted by spending a long time at your computer non-stop, either surfing or gaming. A way to recover would include doing something different, even physical excersice.

1. Refers to the Starcraft pro gamer who whenever he loses claims the opponent got lucky, is an *explitive explitive explitive* etc and overall only won with luck, or that the other races are OP
2. A nerd induced rage that develops with too much time spent in front of computer screen yanking it