v. Known mainly in the computer gaming world for when someone plays for so long, fighting the need for sleep, they end up passing out face down on their keyboard. When they wake up, the keys are imprinted on their face resembling a waffle.
"He's been up for 2 days leveling his character, I bet he's going to waffle any second now"
"I'm so tired, I'm about to waffle in the middle of this raid"
When your computer is deemed completely shit by your online gaming buddies.
TwiSteD: how did you miss that ???
Chaosjuuh: Stop throwing smokes my FPS drops to 15
TwiSteD: o rly?
TwiSteD: OMG shit rig.....Build a decent rig TBH.....
the third, and best in my opinion game of the elder scrolls series. it takes place in the province of morrowind (duh) and is the first game of the series that is actually fun and interesting. it has a huge fully explorable world, interactive quests, about 300 charachters, millions of monsters to kill, and myriad patches and downloads, some official most not. it can still be bought in gaming stores. Although the graphics leave something to be desired by todays standards, this is the game that the mighty bethesda softworks cut their teeth on before making fallout 3
It is very addictive and i can tell you pretty much any thing about it, having played it for like five years. oddly i like it better than the 4th installment, Oblivion. Warning- can be adictive as WoW, Halo, Half Life 2, or any other good game. User may suffer from withdrawl, so threat them with measured doses, gradually weaning them off, while talking in much detail about how good other games are.
Man, where the hell have you got to the past year? we thought you died!
Ah, iv'e been in Morrowind, and finally came back to school bvecause i beat it eight times, and the doctor said i heve to wear light-sensitive glasses for the rest of my life cause the computer burned my eyes.
When a computer is running slow because of too much habbo.
Person 1: Dude, my computer is running so slow because my brother plays too much habbo.
Person 2: Sorry, but your computer was habboed.
1. A mysterious spell known as World of Warcraft in the form of a video game that is cast upon unsuspecting people and it slowly sucks away your soul and any social life you previously had. You ditch all your real life friends for new in-game friends and instead of planning to hang out with friends on the weekend you plan game sessions with other geeky victims to this soul-sucking game. Eventually your lifeless corpse is no longer part of the real world and you sit at your computer all day in a dimly lit basement doing the only thing you still know how to do, which is play WoW.
Common side effects of WoW include teaching yourself to self-feed off darkness and cutting a hole in your chair to place a basket under it so that you no longer have to take bathroom breaks.
2. What your response should be when your friend turns down an opportunity to hang out in favor of playing WoW.
Friend 1: "Hey want to hang out today?"
Friend 2: "No I have a planned gaming session to go play WoW."
Friend 1: "Wow."
The act of exploiting glitches, errors, mistakes, or a bug in a system for harmless fun or devious mischief.
Glitching can also mean that a system, such as a computer, is experiencing many glitches and technical problems at once.
"He has been at the bank glitching that ATM machine all night..."
"My comp is glitching out again, dammit."
"Glitching the character creation menu is weird, it causes every NPC in the game to turn inside out."
"If I am glitching too much in that game it causes a BSoD and my computer stops working for a few hours."
"Stop glitching or I'll ban you from the server!"
1) Any artificial intelligence based computer program designed for playing fantasy sports online.
2) An AI project within a major online fantasy sport company, code named, "kindermann", that is used in fantasy leagues without sufficient human participants to complete the league.
"Fuck, Maclin had a breakout game and I logged into my computer within five minutes, and kindermann already added him."