| 1. | Electronically Transmitted Disease | ||
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Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography. Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.
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| 2. | cyber disease | ||
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When your computer catches a virus as the result of having cyber sex with a stranger online. Damn man, I got a cyber disease while I.M.-ing S3xK1tt3n69
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| 3. | Poker's Disease | ||
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A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom. I saw my friend on the library computer the other day, suffering from Poker's Disease.
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| 4. | Internet Transmitted Disease (ITD) | ||
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Whenever a computer is connected to the internet and a virus is installed. Causing havoc to everyone involved just like a sexually transmitted disease. Usually caused from a computer not having anti-virus software installed. "Man I think my computer has a virus."
"Dude I told you that you would get an internet transmitted disease (ITD) from looking at all that damn porn!" |
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| 5. | Computer Herpes | ||
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a computer virus Jeff: I shouldn't have watched all that porn, now I have computer herpes
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| 6. | SND (Social Networking Disease) | ||
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Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer. I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.
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| 7. | Fat Finger Disease | ||
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When you interface with any kind of computer that requires manual input (whether by keyboard, or a touchscreen) there is the chance for making a mistake. Such mistakes are playfully called "Fat Finger Disease". when using a touchscreen device, sometimes your finger makes a wrong choice; people who do so have Fat Finger Disease.
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