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29. Newton
The first popular PDA from Apple Computer. Early versions of the newton were slow and had poor handwriting recognition, but later revisions were very useful devices.

Newton was for a while a catch-all term to describe any PDA, in the same way as palmpilot and the british use of Hoover to describe any vacuum cleaner.
"I can't use my Newton with my new mactop so I had to buy a Palm"
by Shalroth May 13, 2005 add a video
30. Fnord
Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.

Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.

Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.

Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.


Fnord is a pickle without the bumps. Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
Fnord is toast without bread. Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.


Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in Fnord's navel.

Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.
Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
Fnord is the source of all the ze...
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by Matthew Senn Jul 14, 2005 add a video
31. Hoo Can
1) A type of computer keyboard cleaner that comes in an erosol can that is inhaled to make one very disoriented and high.
moron: hey man you gotta try this man, its called the hoo can. gets you reeel messed up.
moron2: sweet man it better get me high.
(moron snags some of the hoo can)
moron: ITS THE B-SIZZZZZZZAAADDD.
moron2: yeah, your preddy messed up.
32. smallanalfungus
the photomicrographic images that can be found on a friends new computer after large amounts of high octane windows cleaner
barkbrother and i ran out of things to look at...his screen turned into a smallanalfungus...it was laughing at us
33. huff
To inhale a solvent(like toluene and acetone) for the purpose of intoxication.It can be poured into an empty bottle or onto a rag.As soon as it's inhaled the extensive capillary surface of the lungs rapidly absorb the solvent and blood levels raise quickly.The effects vary depending on how much of what type of solvent(or gas) is inhaled*.

Users may experience headache,nausea and vomiting,slurred speech,loss of motor coordination, and wheezing.

Inhalant users can be injured or killed via hypoxia, pneumonia, cardiac failure or arrest.Some solvents can cause irreversible effects such as hearing loss, limb spasms, and damage to the central nervous system and brain.Serious effects include liver and kidney damage and oxygen depletion.Inhaling from a plastic bag or in a closed area greatly increases the chances of suffocation.

Precise statistics on deaths caused by inhalant abuse are difficult to determine, as it is considered a dramatically under-reported cause of death due to the common result of a cause-of-death determination being attributed to the side-effects of inhalant abuse (such as a blood vessel rupture in the brain or a heart attack) rather than to the abuse itself.Some inhalants can also cause sudden death by cardiac arrest, in a syndrome known as Sudden Sniffing Death Syndrome.
*A person who has inhaled a small amount of paint thinner vapor may experience stimulation, euphoria and intoxication, then a crash.A person who has inhaled larger quantity of a stronger chemical may experience distortion in perceptions of time and space, hallucinations, and emotional disturbances.

Alena huffed butane gas and died of cardiac arrest.

In 1999, five high school girls died in a car accident outside Philadelphia after the driver and three of the passengers huffed computer keyboard cleaner.(true story)

Mitzi, an inhalant user, became pregnant and in turn caused effects on the fetus.Her baby is smaller than the average and has birth defects.Because Mitzi chose to huff, her baby needs additional health care.
34. huff
To inhale a solvent(like toluene and acetone) for the purpose of intoxication.It can be poured into an empty bottle or onto a rag.As soon as it's inhaled the extensive capillary surface of the lungs rapidly absorb the solvent and blood levels raise quickly.The effects vary depending on how much of what type of solvent(or gas) is inhaled*.

Users may experience headache,nausea and vomiting,slurred speech,loss of motor coordination, and wheezing.

Inhalant users can be injured or killed via hypoxia, pneumonia, cardiac failure or arrest.Some solvents can cause irreversible effects such as hearing loss, limb spasms, and damage to the central nervous system and brain.Serious effects include liver and kidney damage and oxygen depletion.Inhaling from a plastic bag or in a closed area greatly increases the chances of suffocation.

Precise statistics on deaths caused by inhalant abuse are difficult to determine, as it is considered a dramatically under-reported cause of death due to the common result of a cause-of-death determination being attributed to the side-effects of inhalant abuse (such as a blood vessel rupture in the brain or a heart attack) rather than to the abuse itself.Some inhalants can also cause sudden death by cardiac arrest, in a syndrome known as Sudden Sniffing Death Syndrome.
*A person who has inhaled a small amount of paint thinner vapor may experience stimulation, euphoria and intoxication, then a crash.A person who has inhaled larger quantity of a stronger chemical may experience distortion in perceptions of time and space, hallucinations, and emotional disturbances.

Alena huffed butane gas and died of cardiac arrest.

In 1999, five high school girls died in a car accident outside Philadelphia after the driver and three of the passengers huffed computer keyboard cleaner.(true story)

Mitzi, an inhalant user, became pregnant and in turn caused effects on the fetus.Her baby is smaller than the average and has birth defects.Because Mitzi chose to huff, her baby needs additional health care.
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