The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.
When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.
Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
Chair Rave, is where, if you're listening to music whilst on the computer, and you're sitting down, you cant help but have a rave to the music.
Similar to a Chair Boogey :)
... but better!
person1: did you see person3 chair raving to Pendulum last night?
person2: Yeah, what a strange person he is.
person1: I know, he should really learn how to rave properly, not Chair Rave.
A Chair Specifically Designed To Be Sat And Shat in.
When playing such MMOPRG's Such as RuneScape and killing high level monsters in which you cannot leave your computer, The Jad Chair is designed so you can freely shit/piss without leaving your computer.
N. The dance that you do in your computer chair when you realize that you are getting back an awesome tax return.
After I prepared my taxes and made sure I listed all my deductions, I realized I was getting back about $2500 extra compared to last year and I did the money boogie.
My co-worker asked me if she was doing her taxes right and after everything was verified, instead of having to pay $900, she ended up getting back $1600, so the money boogie.
|13.||Over the Chair|
When you access your computer without sitting down at your desk, using the keyboard and or mouse with your arms extended over the chair. Usually used with the presence of mind that you will not be committing to an extended period computering.
Mom: John, I told you to shovel the driveway, you better not be on your computer!
John: Wtf! Relax, I'm over the chair right now..
rolling in my computer chair laughing
"that was such a good joke that im rimccl