| 1. | computer-athlete | ||
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Some who is the opposit of a computer-jock. They play sports and have friends but they do tend to nerd out when it comes to computer geams. Bob: man Willy got MVP for Volleyball but sure need to stay away from computer games.
Mark: I know hes such a Computer-Athlete. |
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| 2. | e-athlete | ||
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Someone who enjoys computer games (too much). Often possesses a grandiose sense of self. (Also see Pro-gamer) I don't get out much. I pwn noobs on the net because I'm an e-athlete.
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| 3. | Mark O'Leary | ||
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(n.) a male of Irish ethnicity who is a hybrid of both a skinny, nerdy gamer and a high-caliber athlete. He may be just a computer programmer, but he's an international gymnast. He's like a Mark O'Leary, he could be on Ninja Warrior.
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| 4. | cyber athlete | ||
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One who plays games on a computer as a sport.
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| 5. | Cyberathlete | ||
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Someone with such exceptional skills at computer games that they are considered a professional, competes in tournaments for great sums of money, and may represent his/her country in some sort of Multiplayer Olympics. Athlete is used in its broadest possible term here, as they are not known for their physical strength or ability. May possibly be referred to in the near future as "CyberAthl33t". "That guy is a athlete? Are you sure, he looks like a nerd, only somehow even geekier!?"
"Yes, I am an athlete. I play games, which somehow counts as a sport and physical recreation, even thought the most exercise I get is opening soft drinks and periodically scratching my ass." Nerd: My hero! Normal Person: Since when is Counter Strike a sport? Professional Athlete: Cyber what? |
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| 6. | gaming | ||
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That which is done by people who are unable to play sports. If it is done by an athlete, it is done only under certain circumstances, such as no one in the same hemisphere to play baseball with. Gaming is not a sport, even though certain games immitate sports.
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| 7. | Tecmo Bo | ||
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The greatest video game athlete of all-time in the greatest sports video game of all-time, Tecmo Super Bowl. Only player in the game who could score even if you called his play. Unfortunately, the real life Bo Jackson didn't do as well as his NES counterpart I just scored with Tecmo Bo from my 1 yard line after the computer called his play
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