Non Compus Mentus 

Latin for "not complete of mind", basically meaning "stupid". See: Ignoramus.

Bob: Hey, Mark...
Mark: What?
Bob: You're non compus mentus.
Mark: I don't know what that means, but fuck you anyway.

Non Compus Mentus by Grammar_Nazi January 21, 2008

Compost in her cooch 

A very fertile woman who gets pregnant easily.

“Knocked that bitch up again! Girl’s got compost in her cooch!”

Compost in her cooch by Montreal Mattitude May 19, 2019

sanctuary campus

A tuition hungry university that knowingly enrolls undocumented international students.

Using humanitarianism as a smoke screen, faculty at New York Institute of Technology petitioned for NYIT to serve as a sanctuary campus.

sanctuary campus by SeniorMoment54 October 3, 2017

comps leech 

A comps leech is someone who goes on a Vegas trip that is paid for mostly by comps from the rest of the group without actually providing any comps. This parasite tends to be a redder, which explains their inability to accumulate any substantial comps. Despite receiving a free room, they refuse to pay for even a $7 cab ride. They show no appreciation for the free stuff they are receiving, and often feel entitled to even more stuff.

Mich: How come I have to sleep on the cot???

Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.

Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.

Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.

comps leech by moraleboatanchor May 1, 2013

campus corner 

A hotspot in Norman consisting of bars and many other things but the people just care about the bars. This is where all the fags known as OU tards go to drink, get fucked up, and get grinded on by random hoes everyday. Everyone from freshman to seniors will pull up here because it is so easy to get into any of these bars with a fake ID because it's an OU tard checking them. After spending an hour or two here, everyone will end up out like a light.

Hey, bro I just got my fake yesterday, let's go to one of the bars on campus corner and get fucked up.

campus corner by TurnM3Up December 6, 2019

friendly compass 

A big, spicy boner.

Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad!
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!

See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.

friendly compass by stallioon September 27, 2012

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.

As printed in the Washington Compost.

Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008