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Treorchy comprehensive school 

A pile of shit with nerds, geeks and savages
If you’re a druggie behind the barn is for you. If you’re a nerd then you’ll get bullied.

Always a popular group who hates other groups and thinks they’re it. All girls wear makeup even when it’s a “strict school”. Boys no under 2 cuts, hehe.

If you go down pupil support (unit) then you’re it as it’s such a big deal. So easy to get a detention though, just say something to the teacher and magically you have a detention. Unless you’re that nerd who every teacher likes.

*No phones* fucking bullshit

This place should go burn down fp

Someone add to this because I don’t know fuck all to say
Let’s go to treorchy comprehensive school, we can smoke behind the barn then
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Newpark Comprehensive School 

Secondary school located in Blackrock, Co. Dublin, Ireland. It is world famous for it's snowboarding teams. In 2015, 69 students died when a flock of ostriches that escaped from Dublin Zoo stampeded through the building. The school is also known for its excessive use of drugs and it's bacon factory located in the sports centre.
"Hey John why are sucking Bill's dick? Are you gay or something?". "No I'm from Newpark Comprehensive School".

Valley Comprehensive school 

A school in Chavtown, UK a.k.a Worksop
Chav: "yo, Valley comprehensive school is the bizzle"

Me: "shut up"

Heworth Grange Comprehensive School 

Absolute shit-hope of a school, filled with charvas and year 8 slags. Nothing better than walking into a school and seeing people high as a kite.
Heworth Grange Comprehensive School has gone right down hill.

Barry Comprehensive School 

A once great school run by the bald supreme leader GMAC. Its glory days including daily fights by Rhys and Ryan Jones and the sight of callum holt running down the corridor with shit running down his leg. Legends of the school include chow, holly and rob bourton. Now the school is full of fannies in blazers following a 1 way system in their shitty masks.
"Barry Comprehensive school is quite shit innit"
- Phil Turner

oxford hills comprehensive high school 

A large shitty school where all the displaced kids from oxford hills are crammed.

A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.

"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"

"The drool school"
Do you see Timmy over There? Yeah three time special Olympic champion. He got his high school diploma from oxford hills comprehensive high school. Maybe you should too!

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026