comprehentious, comprehentiousness 

to bombastically draw conclusions or make extrapolations from inadequate data;

a compounding of comprehention and pretentious.

Bob, the new sales guy, spent 30 minutes learning our newest product and announced that he could see that there needs to be major improvements before anyone can really use it. 30 min.!! I find that so comprehentious. He doesn't even know how to use it.

comprehentious, comprehentiousness by boB Harvey November 6, 2003

Comprefathom 

When you’re so confused by the bullshit you’re hearing, to the point that you can’t fathom, or comprehend the idiocy that’s happening, you say this.

Him #1- I’m blocking you because you’re a pussy
Him#2- I can’t even Comprefathom what you’re thinking

Comprefathom by jaycerussell February 6, 2021

COMPERFECT 

the word that fits someone or something so well that it must be discribed by the combination of the words perfect and complete

elizabeth is comperfect!!

or

That puzzle peice fits comperfectly in that spot.

COMPERFECT by szablya November 20, 2006

COMPERFECT 

the word that fits someone or something so well that it must be discribed by the combination of the words perfect and complete

elizabeth is comperfect!!

or

That puzzle peice fits comperfectly in that spot.

COMPERFECT by szablya November 20, 2006