competent 

Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.

Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.

competent by Larstait November 10, 2003

competent 

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

competent by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

componentry

A bullshit term to feed to a client in order to stall them and placate their demands for results.

"Well, I could keep on working on the internal componentry."

componentry by Papa Culo September 16, 2003

compoontar

a computer used to please the user in need; a pc used primarily for looking up porn. User may regularly clear his history, but it is not required because there is nothing to hide on the compoontar.

vinnnay: "yo, man imma get me some crazy bitches tonight"
george : " damn doood you got mad steeze"
vinnnay: "ya i just got my compoontar and my high speeed internet i'm ftw"
george : "you need to get a gf that doesn't end in .jpeg"
vinnnay: " nah rl bitches are so ftL. no homo"

compoontar by kanjar January 16, 2008

Competent Individual 

The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.

Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.

Competent Individual by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Commodetosis 

When your legs fall asleep from being on the toilet too long.

As I sat up from the toilet I fell to the floor and realized I had a bad case of commodetosis.

Commodetosis by ZeeZube May 18, 2019

Compwnent 

An item or tool that leads to your totally pwning those around you.

My controller with the turbo button is my compwnent for utter pwning!

Compwnent by Dalek Sec December 25, 2007